Like Pollock for Sex

Most people make sex tapes. But you're not most people. You are serious about your self-expression. You want to make art.

This is where Jeremy Brown comes in. The South African artist has been turning his sexcapades into modern masterpieces for over a decade, and he's more than happy to share his methods and tools with those interested in undertaking such a project within their own relationships. The Love Is Art kit comes in a number of variations, starting at $59.00, which include the paint, canvas, protective plastic sheeting for the floor or bed, disposable booties (so you don't track paint all over the house on your way to wash up) and a shower poof to wash off.

Four and a half feet by 3.4 feet of entangled pleasure rendered abstract. What will you say the next time you have people over for dinner and they comment on the new acquisition? Admit it, you love the idea of people assessing the aesthetic merit of one of your romps in the hay.