Like FitBit for your escapades

The quantified life continues its progress and you are its undeniable beneficiary. This summer alone has brought you three options for revolutionizing your understanding of what a workout constitutes.

Minna Life's kGoal (pronounced as one would "Kegel") is positioning itself as a smart, app-based extension of the gym -- for the vagina. The toy is a soft, silicone bulb that adjusts to a wide-range of sizes and gauges the intensity of squeezes in real time, providing feedback to the wearer though an attached clitoral stimulator.

Basically: the harder you work out, the better the vibes. The app, meanwhile, measures and tracks a user's performance, outlining concrete goals to work toward. The concept of a personal Kegel instructor that delivers pleasure while working you hard proved so popular that last month that Minna Life's Kickstarter campaign came to an end with $176,917 over their $90,000 goal.

Not to be outdone, Linkcube Studio jumped into the ring, and in a pure act of one-upmanship, added a gaming component to the exercise and promise of good vibrations.

Their offering, SKEA (an acronym for Smart Kegel Exercise Aid) effectively turns the exercising Kegel-cum-pleasure device into a game controller. To navigate their mobile game Alice In Continent, a wearer has to do a variety of squeezing exercises -- "like Temple Run with FitBit," they quip. Like Minna Life, Linkcube Studio surpassed their campaign goal of $38,000 by $14,021.

Both the kGoal and SKEA should be available by the end of December, 2014. Your anticipation is not misplaced -- but please allow us to comfort you with the exquisite Evi by Aneros, a hands-free G-spot device that pushes you to Kegel mastery by making clitoral stimulation rely on the sheer force of your dedication.

And before you begin to feel cross about lacking the necessary biology, meet Bondara's SexFit, a vibrating cock ring decked out with an accelerometer to keep tabs on thrust.

The SexFit uses Bluetooth to funnel stats into its companion app, which in turn computes thrusts per minute and calories burned. Like the kGoal, the SexFit tracks performance -- but because this is a workout for two, the app enables you to connect your SexFit profile to that of a partner, so that both of you can develop vibration patterns to enjoy during sex. The SexFit is due out in UK outlets in 2015.

You can pick up the Mio ring by Je Joue to make the wait more tolerable.

Image Credits: workout01.jpg by Minna Life, workout02.jpg by Linkcube Studio, and workout03.jpg by Bondara