Eat Me

Created by sensualist Angelica de Millet and brought to life by the Barcelona-based chocolatier Enric Rovira come eight inches of dark chocolate filled with with decadent oozings such as vanilla rum banana, strawberry rose, and Poire Williams hazelnut. You have never had a tastier treat in hand to illustrate all the things you want to do to your lover or the things you want a lover to do to you. Who says separations punctuated by Facetime, Skype or Google Hangouts have to be miserable?

(It's just a bonus that this doubles as a perfect gift for a bridal shower. Hey, if the bride is going to make you engage in all those silly games, you have no qualms daring her to deep-throat this beast.)

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